Four rounds for time: (rest between sets)
5 sets:
5 pullups
10 pushups
15 squats
3:00 2:56 2:55 2:53
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
12/22 Leg raises-pullups
WOD For time:
20 leg raises 10 leg raises
10 pulls 12 pulls
18 legs raises 10 leg raises
10 pulls 14 pulls....130 each 16:00
16 leg raises
10 pulls
14 leg raises
10 pulls
12 leg raises
10 pulls
20 leg raises 10 leg raises
10 pulls 12 pulls
18 legs raises 10 leg raises
10 pulls 14 pulls....130 each 16:00
16 leg raises
10 pulls
14 leg raises
10 pulls
12 leg raises
10 pulls
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
12/17 Situps-Ring Dips
WOD For Time
20 leg raises
2 ring dips
18 lef raises
4 ring dips so on..
15:45 110 reps each
20 leg raises
2 ring dips
18 lef raises
4 ring dips so on..
15:45 110 reps each
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
12/15 HSPU-LPU
WOD For time:
15 HSPU
1 LPU
13 HSPU
3 LPU....10:45
7 more sets of five: 17:45 100 reps each
15 HSPU
1 LPU
13 HSPU
3 LPU....10:45
7 more sets of five: 17:45 100 reps each
Monday, December 14, 2009
12/12 Incline-Pullups
WOD
10 rounds for time:
12 reps incline press 135 lbs
3-5-7 pullups (25lb-strict-kipping)
24:55
10 rounds for time:
12 reps incline press 135 lbs
3-5-7 pullups (25lb-strict-kipping)
24:55
12/11 Inverted Rings
WOD
Five rounds for time:
7 reps-lower slowly ffrom inverted position staright body on rings
15 reps-ring pushups
15:45
Five rounds mellow pace:
20 rings dips
20 situps with medicine ball
Five rounds for time:
7 reps-lower slowly ffrom inverted position staright body on rings
15 reps-ring pushups
15:45
Five rounds mellow pace:
20 rings dips
20 situps with medicine ball
Friday, December 11, 2009
12/10 HSPU-L-pullups
WOD
15 hspu
1 lpu
13 hspu
3 lpu
11 hspu
5 lpu so on...10:45
7 more rounds of 5 reps each 100 reps of each 18:45
15 hspu
1 lpu
13 hspu
3 lpu
11 hspu
5 lpu so on...10:45
7 more rounds of 5 reps each 100 reps of each 18:45
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
12/7 Linda
WOD Linda (almost scaled to body weight)
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 reps
Deadlift 185lbs
Bench Press 155lbs
Full Squat Cleans 115lbs
18:54
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 reps
Deadlift 185lbs
Bench Press 155lbs
Full Squat Cleans 115lbs
18:54
12/5 Lumberjack
WOD Lumberjack
20 deadlift 205 lbs Total: 26:31
400 meter run
20 35lb kettlebell swings
run
20 105lb Overhead squat
run
20 burpees
run
20 chest to bar pullups
run
20 box jumps
run
20 squat cleans 85lbs
run
20 deadlift 205 lbs Total: 26:31
400 meter run
20 35lb kettlebell swings
run
20 105lb Overhead squat
run
20 burpees
run
20 chest to bar pullups
run
20 box jumps
run
20 squat cleans 85lbs
run
Friday, December 4, 2009
12/4
WOD morning
5 rounds: Total:
12 dead hang pullups Pullups: 150
15 ring dips Ring Dips: 190
10 leg raises Sit-ups: 190
20 minutes
WOD afternoon
5 rounds: same as above
plus 2 rounds of:
15 dead hang
20 ring dips
20 sitips w/medicine ball
5 rounds: Total:
12 dead hang pullups Pullups: 150
15 ring dips Ring Dips: 190
10 leg raises Sit-ups: 190
20 minutes
WOD afternoon
5 rounds: same as above
plus 2 rounds of:
15 dead hang
20 ring dips
20 sitips w/medicine ball
11/2 Joshie
WOD Joshie
3 Rounds for time:
21 reps right arm dumbell snatch 35lbs
21 L-pullups
21 reps left arm dumbell snatch 35lbs
21 L-pullups
26:49
3 Rounds for time:
21 reps right arm dumbell snatch 35lbs
21 L-pullups
21 reps left arm dumbell snatch 35lbs
21 L-pullups
26:49
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
11/30 jumprope-side bends
WOD
For time:
50-40-30-20-10
double unders
side bends (half reps on each side)
9:00
For time:
50-40-30-20-10
double unders
side bends (half reps on each side)
9:00
Sunday, November 29, 2009
11/27 Pushpress-GHD-RD-Deadlift
WOD w/brother
3 Rounds:
40 Push press 75lbs
30 GHD Situps
20 Ring Dips
10 Deadlift 195lbs
14:28
3 Rounds:
40 Push press 75lbs
30 GHD Situps
20 Ring Dips
10 Deadlift 195lbs
14:28
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
11/25 Incline-Weighted PU
WOD
21 115lb incline
3-5-7 pullups 25lb
18 125lb incline
pullups
15 135lb incline
pullups
12 145lb incline
pullups
9 155lb incline
pullups
6 165lb incline
pullups
10 175lb incline
pullups
10 175lb incline
pullups
12 165lb incline
21 115lb incline
3-5-7 pullups 25lb
18 125lb incline
pullups
15 135lb incline
pullups
12 145lb incline
pullups
9 155lb incline
pullups
6 165lb incline
pullups
10 175lb incline
pullups
10 175lb incline
pullups
12 165lb incline
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
12/23 Thrusters-Weight PU-Leg Raises
WOD Morning
6 Rounds not timed:
12 Pullups deadhang
15 Ring Dips
15 Side Bends each side
WOD Afternoon
10 Rounds for time:
10 95lb thrusters
7 25lb weighted pullups
10 leg raises
24:13
6 Rounds not timed:
12 Pullups deadhang
15 Ring Dips
15 Side Bends each side
WOD Afternoon
10 Rounds for time:
10 95lb thrusters
7 25lb weighted pullups
10 leg raises
24:13
Monday, November 23, 2009
11/21 Run-HSPU-PU
WOD For time:
21 HSPU
400 Meter Run
21 25lb PU
15 HSPU
400 Meter Run
15 25lb PU
9 HSPU
400 Meter Run
9 25lb PU
12:32
21 HSPU
400 Meter Run
21 25lb PU
15 HSPU
400 Meter Run
15 25lb PU
9 HSPU
400 Meter Run
9 25lb PU
12:32
Friday, November 20, 2009
11/20 Shoulder Press-Back Extensions
WOD
7 rounds for time:
75 lb Shoulder Press 21 reps
Back Extensions 21 reps
19:45
7 rounds for time:
75 lb Shoulder Press 21 reps
Back Extensions 21 reps
19:45
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
11/18 Pullups-Ring Dips
15 rounds for time:
10 pullups kipping
10 ring dips
10 rounds 8:54 15 rounds 13:45
10 pullups kipping
10 ring dips
10 rounds 8:54 15 rounds 13:45
11/16 Angie
WOD
100 pullups 1-4
100 pushups 4:30-8:20
100 situps anchored 8:30-11:40
100 squats 12-14:27
14:27
100 pullups 1-4
100 pushups 4:30-8:20
100 situps anchored 8:30-11:40
100 squats 12-14:27
14:27
Monday, November 16, 2009
11/15 OH Squat-Ring Dips
WOD
Six rounds not timed:
Overhead Squat 10 reps (85lb, 95lb, 105lb, 115lb, 125lb, 105lb)
Ring Dips 15 reps
Six rounds not timed:
Overhead Squat 10 reps (85lb, 95lb, 105lb, 115lb, 125lb, 105lb)
Ring Dips 15 reps
Friday, November 13, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
11/9 D.T.
WOD D.T.
Five rounds for time:
Deadlift 12 reps
Hang Power Clean 9 reps
Push Jerk 6 reps
115 lbs 9:08
Grip smoked, next time a little heavier
Five rounds for time:
Deadlift 12 reps
Hang Power Clean 9 reps
Push Jerk 6 reps
115 lbs 9:08
Grip smoked, next time a little heavier
Sunday, November 8, 2009
11/6 Rings-Situps-Pushups
WOD for time
20 Ring dips
1 Situp
10 Pushups
19 Ring dips
2 Situps
10 Pushups
18
3
10......
27:20 155 ring dips 255 Situps 200 pushups
20 Ring dips
1 Situp
10 Pushups
19 Ring dips
2 Situps
10 Pushups
18
3
10......
27:20 155 ring dips 255 Situps 200 pushups
11/5 Pullups Continuously
WOD
With continuous running clock, one pullup first minute, two second.....
22 Rounds
With continuous running clock, one pullup first minute, two second.....
22 Rounds
Thursday, November 5, 2009
11/4 Squat-PU-PU-Situp
WOD
25 Squats
25 Pushups
25 Pullups
25 Ab Mat situps
50, 50, 50, 5o
75, 75, 75, 75
24:20 Ab Mat situps killed
25 Squats
25 Pushups
25 Pullups
25 Ab Mat situps
50, 50, 50, 5o
75, 75, 75, 75
24:20 Ab Mat situps killed
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
10/30 Jason
WOD Jason
100 squats
5 Muscleups
75 Squats
10 MU's
50 Squats
15 MU's
25 Squats
20 MU's (fucking ouch)
22:07 squats unbroken
100 squats
5 Muscleups
75 Squats
10 MU's
50 Squats
15 MU's
25 Squats
20 MU's (fucking ouch)
22:07 squats unbroken
Thursday, October 29, 2009
10/29 Annie
WOD Annie
50-40-30-20-10 reps
double unders
elevated side bends (each set divided by 2)
7:48
50-40-30-20-10 reps
double unders
elevated side bends (each set divided by 2)
7:48
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
10/28 Sprints/Nate
WOD Morning
Hill Sprints x 4
10 burpees between sets
WOD Afternoon
Nate
2 Muscleups
4 HSPUs
8 Kettlebells (only 35lb plate though)
14 Rounds
Hill Sprints x 4
10 burpees between sets
WOD Afternoon
Nate
2 Muscleups
4 HSPUs
8 Kettlebells (only 35lb plate though)
14 Rounds
Monday, October 26, 2009
10/26 PU-PU-ABS
WOD Morning
5 Rounds:
12 strict pullups
25 pushups
12 leg raises
WOD Afternoon
Same as above
5 Rounds:
12 strict pullups
25 pushups
12 leg raises
WOD Afternoon
Same as above
10/24 PU-Situps
WOD
Blackjack
20 pushups
1 anchored situp
19 pushups
2 anchored situps
......
pushups-255 reps
situps-210 situps
Blackjack
20 pushups
1 anchored situp
19 pushups
2 anchored situps
......
pushups-255 reps
situps-210 situps
Friday, October 23, 2009
10/23 HSPU-L-Pullups
WOD
15 HSPU's
1 L-PU
13 HSPU's
3 L-PU's.....11:30
10 more rounds of 5 reps each 115/115 total 28 minutes
15 HSPU's
1 L-PU
13 HSPU's
3 L-PU's.....11:30
10 more rounds of 5 reps each 115/115 total 28 minutes
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
10/21 Tabata
WOD "Tabata Something Else"
Complete 32 intervals of 20 seconds of work followed by ten seconds of rest where the first 8 intervals are pull-ups, the second 8 are push-ups, the third 8 intervals are sit-ups, and finally, the last 8 intervals are squats. There is no rest between exercises.
Pullups 12 per round (13 last round)
Pushups 14x4 13x4
Situps (ball) 13,13,11,11,10x4
Squats 18 per round
Complete 32 intervals of 20 seconds of work followed by ten seconds of rest where the first 8 intervals are pull-ups, the second 8 are push-ups, the third 8 intervals are sit-ups, and finally, the last 8 intervals are squats. There is no rest between exercises.
Pullups 12 per round (13 last round)
Pushups 14x4 13x4
Situps (ball) 13,13,11,11,10x4
Squats 18 per round
10/20 Shoulder Press-Back ext.
WOD
7 Rounds for time:
75lb shoulder press 21 reps
back extensions 21 reps
Ouch 20:28
7 Rounds for time:
75lb shoulder press 21 reps
back extensions 21 reps
Ouch 20:28
Monday, October 19, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
10/16 Pullups-Pushups-GHD
WOD
10 rounds for time
15 pullups
20 pushups
15 GHD
22:22 brutal...hot..head hurts...
10 rounds for time
15 pullups
20 pushups
15 GHD
22:22 brutal...hot..head hurts...
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
10/14 Cindy-ish
WOD Morning n Mellow
4 sets not timed:
10 pullups dead hang
12 ring dips
10 Leg Raises
WOD Afternoon
Cindy-ish
2 rounds times with a few minutes break betwee:
10 Sets Timed:
5 pullups
10 pushups
15 squats
6:24 & 6:18
4 sets not timed:
10 pullups dead hang
12 ring dips
10 Leg Raises
WOD Afternoon
Cindy-ish
2 rounds times with a few minutes break betwee:
10 Sets Timed:
5 pullups
10 pushups
15 squats
6:24 & 6:18
Sunday, October 11, 2009
10/11 L-pullups-Ring Dips
WOD
25 rounds at easy pace
5 L-pullups
7 ring dips
total: 125 L-pullups & 175 Ring Dips
25 rounds at easy pace
5 L-pullups
7 ring dips
total: 125 L-pullups & 175 Ring Dips
10/9 Rest Day
Ate weed cookies, drank sam adams octoberfest n wine, ate panda express, and took a good night ambien before the race day...
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
10/5 Run/30 Muscle ups
WOD Run
5 Hill Sprints
WOD After Run
30 Muscleups- 6:44
40 Muscleups- 10:50
50 Musclups- 15:22
5 Hill Sprints
WOD After Run
30 Muscleups- 6:44
40 Muscleups- 10:50
50 Musclups- 15:22
10/2 lunge-pu-box-du-...
WOD
25 Walking lunge steps
20 Pull-ups
50 Box jumps,
20 inch box
20 Double-unders
25 Ring dips
20 Knees to elbows
30 Kettlebell swings, 2 pood
30 Sit-ups
20 Hang squat cleans, 35 pound dumbells
25 Back extensions
30 Wall ball shots, 10 pound ball
45 Flying Pullups
14:40
25 Walking lunge steps
20 Pull-ups
50 Box jumps,
20 inch box
20 Double-unders
25 Ring dips
20 Knees to elbows
30 Kettlebell swings, 2 pood
30 Sit-ups
20 Hang squat cleans, 35 pound dumbells
25 Back extensions
30 Wall ball shots, 10 pound ball
45 Flying Pullups
14:40
Thursday, October 1, 2009
9/30 Thruster-HPC-SDHP
WOD
Complete as many rounds as possible 20 minutes of:
95 pound Thruster, 5 reps
95 pound Hang Powercleans, 7 reps
95 pound Sumo Deadlift High-pull, 10 reps
10 rounds
Complete as many rounds as possible 20 minutes of:
95 pound Thruster, 5 reps
95 pound Hang Powercleans, 7 reps
95 pound Sumo Deadlift High-pull, 10 reps
10 rounds
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
9/28 Angie x 2
WOD "Angie"
100 Pull-ups
100 Push-ups
100 Sit-ups (anchored)
100 Squats
15:35 at office
15:39 at home (pullups under 4 min)
100 Pull-ups
100 Push-ups
100 Sit-ups (anchored)
100 Squats
15:35 at office
15:39 at home (pullups under 4 min)
9/25 Cleans-GHD
WOD
125 lb Squat clean, 10 reps
50 GHD Sit-ups
125 lb Squat clean, 8 reps
40 GHD Sit-ups
125 lb Squat clean, 6 reps
30 GHD Sit-ups
125 lb Squat clean, 4 reps
20 GHD Sit-ups
125 lb Squat clean, 2 reps
10 GHD Sit-ups
14:40
125 lb Squat clean, 10 reps
50 GHD Sit-ups
125 lb Squat clean, 8 reps
40 GHD Sit-ups
125 lb Squat clean, 6 reps
30 GHD Sit-ups
125 lb Squat clean, 4 reps
20 GHD Sit-ups
125 lb Squat clean, 2 reps
10 GHD Sit-ups
14:40
Friday, September 25, 2009
9/24 Bike/Deadlift
WOD Morning
Bike Signal Hll 2 loops
WOD Afternoon
Deadlift
10x135 10x185 8x205 6x225 4x245 3x255 1x275
Bike Signal Hll 2 loops
WOD Afternoon
Deadlift
10x135 10x185 8x205 6x225 4x245 3x255 1x275
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
9/23 Lynne
WOD Lynne
5 Rounds (3 minute rest between)
Incline Bench 135 lbs
Chin-Ups
24/35 20/35 18/32 15/30 14/30
total 91/162= 253 Reps
5 Rounds (3 minute rest between)
Incline Bench 135 lbs
Chin-Ups
24/35 20/35 18/32 15/30 14/30
total 91/162= 253 Reps
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
9/21 Moffett WOD
WOD w/Josh
Three rounds:
30 Pullups
50 Pushups
30 OH Squats 75lb
1/2 Mile Bike
Fucking Horrible! 21:18
Three rounds:
30 Pullups
50 Pushups
30 OH Squats 75lb
1/2 Mile Bike
Fucking Horrible! 21:18
9/18 Tabata-row-clean-burpees
WOD Crossfit SF
3 Rounds of a minute of work for each, rest 3 minutes between each round:
Max Row
Max Power Cleans 135lb
Max Burpees
Aprox-300 meter row, 11,11,8 cleans, 21, 21, 18 burpees
3 Rounds of a minute of work for each, rest 3 minutes between each round:
Max Row
Max Power Cleans 135lb
Max Burpees
Aprox-300 meter row, 11,11,8 cleans, 21, 21, 18 burpees
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
9/16 Daniel
WOD Daniel
For time:
50 Pull-ups (45 & 5)
400 meter run
95 pound Thruster, 21 reps (15 & 6)
800 meter run
95 pound Thruster, 21 reps (15 & 6)
400 meter run
50 Pull-ups (30, 10, 10)
14:40
For time:
50 Pull-ups (45 & 5)
400 meter run
95 pound Thruster, 21 reps (15 & 6)
800 meter run
95 pound Thruster, 21 reps (15 & 6)
400 meter run
50 Pull-ups (30, 10, 10)
14:40
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
9/14 Barbara
WOD Barbara
Five rounds, each for time of:
20 Pull-ups
30 Push-ups
40 Sit-ups anchored
50 Squats
Rest precisely three minutes between each round
2:26, 2:30, 2:27, 2:32, 2:37
Five rounds, each for time of:
20 Pull-ups
30 Push-ups
40 Sit-ups anchored
50 Squats
Rest precisely three minutes between each round
2:26, 2:30, 2:27, 2:32, 2:37
Saturday, September 12, 2009
9/11 Lunge-Box-Weight PU
WOD
Five rounds for time of:
100 ft Walking lunge
24 inch Box Jump, 30 reps
15 pound Weighted pull-ups, 30 reps
Four Rounds 15:05
Five Rounds 19:40
Five rounds for time of:
100 ft Walking lunge
24 inch Box Jump, 30 reps
15 pound Weighted pull-ups, 30 reps
Four Rounds 15:05
Five Rounds 19:40
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
9/7 30 MU's
WOD
30 Muscleups 8:46 (had some glove problems)
did 10 more reps for 40 and worked on handstands
30 Muscleups 8:46 (had some glove problems)
did 10 more reps for 40 and worked on handstands
9/6 Handstand PU-L-PU's
WOD
15 HSPU
1 L-PU
13
3
11
5.....
10:20
35 more reps to complete 100/100 reps of each 19:40
15 HSPU
1 L-PU
13
3
11
5.....
10:20
35 more reps to complete 100/100 reps of each 19:40
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
9/4 Tabata
WOD Tabata Something Else
Complete 32 intervals of 20 seconds of work followed by ten seconds of rest where the first 8 intervals are pull-ups, the second 8 are push-ups, the third 8 intervals are sit-ups, and finally, the last 8 intervals are squats. There is no rest between exercises.
pullups- 11 per round
pushups- 13 per round
leg raises- 8 per round
squats- 18 per round
Complete 32 intervals of 20 seconds of work followed by ten seconds of rest where the first 8 intervals are pull-ups, the second 8 are push-ups, the third 8 intervals are sit-ups, and finally, the last 8 intervals are squats. There is no rest between exercises.
pullups- 11 per round
pushups- 13 per round
leg raises- 8 per round
squats- 18 per round
Thursday, September 3, 2009
9/1 Pullups Timed
WOD
With a continously running clock, do one pullup first minute, two second minute, three the third minute and so on...
20 rounds plus 10 reps = 230 reps Arms Smoked
With a continously running clock, do one pullup first minute, two second minute, three the third minute and so on...
20 rounds plus 10 reps = 230 reps Arms Smoked
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
8/31 Nate
WOD Nate
Complete as many rounds in twenty minutes as you can of:
2 Muscle-ups
4 Handstand Push-ups
8 2-Pood Kettlebell swings (50 lb dumbell)
14 Rounds
Complete as many rounds in twenty minutes as you can of:
2 Muscle-ups
4 Handstand Push-ups
8 2-Pood Kettlebell swings (50 lb dumbell)
14 Rounds
Monday, August 31, 2009
8/29 Pullups/Dips
WOD
25 Rounds (two minute rest after 5 rounds)
5 L-pullups
6 Ring Dips
125 L-pulls and 150 Dips
25 Rounds (two minute rest after 5 rounds)
5 L-pullups
6 Ring Dips
125 L-pulls and 150 Dips
Friday, August 28, 2009
8/27 Run/Swim
WOD Morning "Run"
5 Hill Sprints and Stairs Junipero & Ocean
WOD Afternoon "Swim"
30 lap warmup
(1 lap cooldown 1 underwater)
5 100 IM's and Free Alternate
(1 lap cooldown 1 underwater)
5 50's w/paddles
3 50's (1/2 lap fly 1/2 lap one are fly)
70 laps total
5 Hill Sprints and Stairs Junipero & Ocean
WOD Afternoon "Swim"
30 lap warmup
(1 lap cooldown 1 underwater)
5 100 IM's and Free Alternate
(1 lap cooldown 1 underwater)
5 50's w/paddles
3 50's (1/2 lap fly 1/2 lap one are fly)
70 laps total
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
8/25 Lunge/Pullups/Situps
Walking lunge 100 ft.
21 Pull-ups
21 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
18 Pull-ups
18 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
15 Pull-ups
15 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
12 Pull-ups
12 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
9 Pull-ups
9 Sit-ups
Walking Lunge 100 ft
6 Pull-ups
6 Sit-ups
10:20
21 Pull-ups
21 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
18 Pull-ups
18 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
15 Pull-ups
15 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
12 Pull-ups
12 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
9 Pull-ups
9 Sit-ups
Walking Lunge 100 ft
6 Pull-ups
6 Sit-ups
10:20
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
8/24 Cindy
WOD
Cindy
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes as you can of:
5 Pull-ups
10 Push-ups
15 Squats
27 rounds
Cindy
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes as you can of:
5 Pull-ups
10 Push-ups
15 Squats
27 rounds
Monday, August 24, 2009
8/23 Hike
Friday, August 21, 2009
8/20 Handstand Pushups/L-Pullups
WOD Crossfit B-town
15 Handstand Pushups
1 L-Pullup
13 HSPU's
3 L-PU's
11 ""
5 ""
9 ""
7 ""
7 ""
9 ""
5 ""
11 ""
3 ""
13 ""
1 ""
15 ""
9:49
Did 7 more rounds of HSPU's and LPU's 5 reps each for 35 reps
Total reps 100 for each exercise
15 Handstand Pushups
1 L-Pullup
13 HSPU's
3 L-PU's
11 ""
5 ""
9 ""
7 ""
7 ""
9 ""
5 ""
11 ""
3 ""
13 ""
1 ""
15 ""
9:49
Did 7 more rounds of HSPU's and LPU's 5 reps each for 35 reps
Total reps 100 for each exercise
8/19 Thrusters/Cleans/S.D. High Pull
WOD at crossfit bellflower (thats right-I said it)
Complete as many rounds as possible 20 minutes of:
95 pound Thruster, 5 reps
95 pound Hang Powercleans, 7 reps
95 pound Sumo Deadlift High-pull, 10 reps
9 rounds plus 12 reps-so smoked, grip paralyzed....
Complete as many rounds as possible 20 minutes of:
95 pound Thruster, 5 reps
95 pound Hang Powercleans, 7 reps
95 pound Sumo Deadlift High-pull, 10 reps
9 rounds plus 12 reps-so smoked, grip paralyzed....
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
8/18 Muscleups/Burpees
WOD After Work at Wes' Gym
5 rounds:
7 Muscle Ups
21 Burpees
19:00-wow, thats all I have to say...
Stopped by wes' gym, took a good look at it and it has awesome crossfit potential, high ceilings, large square footage, rent free...giddy up
5 rounds:
7 Muscle Ups
21 Burpees
19:00-wow, thats all I have to say...
Stopped by wes' gym, took a good look at it and it has awesome crossfit potential, high ceilings, large square footage, rent free...giddy up
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
8/17 Pullups/Dips
WOD At home taking time between every other set
15 rounds:
10 dead hang pullups
12 ring dips
15 rounds:
10 dead hang pullups
12 ring dips
Monday, August 17, 2009
8/16 Bike
WOD Morning
Huntington Pier and back on bikes
26 miles a bit hungover
That afternoon had an awesome skate sesh with chomps and tyler at chino skatepark, crackin tall boys, smokin cigs, and eating cold jumbo jacks in the parking lot-hahha-good times!
Huntington Pier and back on bikes
26 miles a bit hungover
That afternoon had an awesome skate sesh with chomps and tyler at chino skatepark, crackin tall boys, smokin cigs, and eating cold jumbo jacks in the parking lot-hahha-good times!
8/15 Swim

WOD
Swim
30 lap warmup
(1 cool down, one underwater)
5 100's IM & Free Alternate on 2 minute
(1 cool down, one underwater)
5 50's free with paddles
(1 cool down, one underwater)
4 lap cooldown
70 laps...smoked
Swim
30 lap warmup
(1 cool down, one underwater)
5 100's IM & Free Alternate on 2 minute
(1 cool down, one underwater)
5 50's free with paddles
(1 cool down, one underwater)
4 lap cooldown
70 laps...smoked
That afternoon met up with john and some friends in seal, played bachi ball and bbq'd. Super mellow, went to the vans store with dawson and tara and saw ray barbee and the matson 2 jam out a jazz sesh at the Vans grand opening on 2nd
8/14 Double Unders/Abs
Thursday, August 13, 2009
8/13 Diane/Pullups Timed

WOD During Work
With a continuously running clock do one pull-up the first minute, two pull-ups the second minute, three pull-ups the third minute... continuing as long as you are able.
Use as many sets each minute as needed.
19 Rounds + 15 reps = 205 kipping pullups in 20 minutes
21-15-9 reps of:
185 pound Deadlift
Handstand push-ups
5:07
With a continuously running clock do one pull-up the first minute, two pull-ups the second minute, three pull-ups the third minute... continuing as long as you are able.
Use as many sets each minute as needed.
19 Rounds + 15 reps = 205 kipping pullups in 20 minutes
21-15-9 reps of:
185 pound Deadlift
Handstand push-ups
5:07
At night-chilled with the homies at a concert in marina stadium park...cool peeps, good wine, perfect weather, mellow music = southern calfornia
8/12 pullups/dips/squats
WOD During Work
10 sets
10 dead hang pullups
20 push-ups
30 squats
WOD Afternoon-Skate Sesh = Cardio
Skated Belvedere with the old homies, mimsy, kirby, chomps, korey kopp, and shit ray...cold beers in the parking lot afterwards...good times
10 sets
10 dead hang pullups
20 push-ups
30 squats
WOD Afternoon-Skate Sesh = Cardio
Skated Belvedere with the old homies, mimsy, kirby, chomps, korey kopp, and shit ray...cold beers in the parking lot afterwards...good times
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
8/11 Bike/Tabata
WOD Morning
2.75 loops Signal Hill
50 minutes, 12.42 miles, 825 cal
WOD Afternoon
"Tabata Something Else"
Complete 32 intervals of 20 seconds of work followed by ten seconds of rest where the first 8 intervals are pull-ups, the second 8 are push-ups, the third 8 intervals are sit-ups, and finally, the last 8 intervals are squats. There is no rest between exercises.
pullups 80 reps (10 per round)
pushups 96 reps (12 per round)
situps 129 reps (anchored-roughly 17 reps per round)
squats 137 reps (roughly 17 reps)
total=442 reps
2.75 loops Signal Hill
50 minutes, 12.42 miles, 825 cal
WOD Afternoon
"Tabata Something Else"
Complete 32 intervals of 20 seconds of work followed by ten seconds of rest where the first 8 intervals are pull-ups, the second 8 are push-ups, the third 8 intervals are sit-ups, and finally, the last 8 intervals are squats. There is no rest between exercises.
pullups 80 reps (10 per round)
pushups 96 reps (12 per round)
situps 129 reps (anchored-roughly 17 reps per round)
squats 137 reps (roughly 17 reps)
total=442 reps
Monday, August 10, 2009
8/10 L-pullups/HSPU-Incline-P.P.-Ring Dips
WOD At Work
8 reps x 12 sets (plus 4 reps at end) L-pullups
100 L-pullups total
WOD Afternoon
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes as you can of:
Handstand push-ups 5 reps
Incline bench press 135 pounds, 10 reps
Push press 85 pounds, 15 reps
Ring Dips 20 reps
5 rounds-holy shit, this looks a lot easier than it is, shoulders fuckin dead....dips and bench just killed me...all ring dips broken in 2 sets of 10
8 reps x 12 sets (plus 4 reps at end) L-pullups
100 L-pullups total
WOD Afternoon
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes as you can of:
Handstand push-ups 5 reps
Incline bench press 135 pounds, 10 reps
Push press 85 pounds, 15 reps
Ring Dips 20 reps
5 rounds-holy shit, this looks a lot easier than it is, shoulders fuckin dead....dips and bench just killed me...all ring dips broken in 2 sets of 10
8/9 re-coupe
Just chilled sunday, woke up hungover after a ragin bbq-chicken, margaritas with beer, limeaid, and tequila-that were the shit, snow cones, friends and family, and then the pike bar-fuck that place and their heavy hand...Skated with chomps and saw tyler kill it and rode bikes around with ol b-goat relaxin...nice mellow day
8/8 Run/Nasty Girls
WOD Morning
Run 6 miles, gallaway, 4 minutes on, 30 seconds off
50:58 knee started huting last 30 seconds-fuckin bullshit! Think because i picked up the pace...fagggy knees
WOD Afternoon Nasty Girls
3 rounds for time of:
50 Squats
7 Muscle-ups
115 pound Hang power cleans, 10 reps
9:58-next time more weight...
Run 6 miles, gallaway, 4 minutes on, 30 seconds off
50:58 knee started huting last 30 seconds-fuckin bullshit! Think because i picked up the pace...fagggy knees
WOD Afternoon Nasty Girls
3 rounds for time of:
50 Squats
7 Muscle-ups
115 pound Hang power cleans, 10 reps
9:58-next time more weight...
Friday, August 7, 2009
8/7 Lunge-Pullups-Situps
WOD
Walking lunge 100 ft.
21 Pull-ups
21 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
18 Pull-ups
18 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
15 Pull-ups
15 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
12 Pull-ups
12 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
9 Pull-ups
9 Sit-ups
Walking Lunge 100 ft.
6 Pull-ups
6 Sit-ups
12:06 pullups feel awesome again...last few sets chest to bar, everything unbroken
Walking lunge 100 ft.
21 Pull-ups
21 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
18 Pull-ups
18 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
15 Pull-ups
15 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
12 Pull-ups
12 Sit-ups
Walking lunge 100 ft.
9 Pull-ups
9 Sit-ups
Walking Lunge 100 ft.
6 Pull-ups
6 Sit-ups
12:06 pullups feel awesome again...last few sets chest to bar, everything unbroken
Thursday, August 6, 2009
8/6 Bike/Thrusters-Double Unders
WOD morning
2.5 laps signal hill riding
11 miles of pain
WOD afternoon
5 rounds for time:
75 lb thrusters 21 reps
double unders 21 reps
10:14 after first round, all thrusters broke into 15 and 6
2.5 laps signal hill riding
11 miles of pain
WOD afternoon
5 rounds for time:
75 lb thrusters 21 reps
double unders 21 reps
10:14 after first round, all thrusters broke into 15 and 6
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
8/5 Swim/J.T.
WOD
SWIM
20 lap warmup
(1 lap cooldown, 1 lap underwater-barely made it)
5 100's alternating I.M. and Free on 2 minute
(1 lap cooldown, 1 lap underwater-short a meter-fag)
5 50's with paddles on the minute
(4 cooldown laps-shoulders fuckin burning)
total-58 laps and hurtin....bring water next time...and harden the fuck up
J.T."
21-15-9 reps of:
Handstand push-ups
Ring dips
Push-ups
8:59 shoulders gettin stronger again...
SWIM
20 lap warmup
(1 lap cooldown, 1 lap underwater-barely made it)
5 100's alternating I.M. and Free on 2 minute
(1 lap cooldown, 1 lap underwater-short a meter-fag)
5 50's with paddles on the minute
(4 cooldown laps-shoulders fuckin burning)
total-58 laps and hurtin....bring water next time...and harden the fuck up
J.T."
21-15-9 reps of:
Handstand push-ups
Ring dips
Push-ups
8:59 shoulders gettin stronger again...
8/4 Pullups-Sides-Incline-Leg Abs
WOD
10 Rounds:
8 strict pull-ups (rotating grip)
10 side bends (both obliques)
12 incline press (125 lbs)
11 leg raises
40:47
10 Rounds:
8 strict pull-ups (rotating grip)
10 side bends (both obliques)
12 incline press (125 lbs)
11 leg raises
40:47
Monday, August 3, 2009
8/3 Abs/Nate
WOD
Morning
10 rounds of anchored situps 30 reps
Afternoon w/Muhammad
"Nate"
Complete as many rounds in twenty minutes as you can of:
2 Muscle-ups
4 Handstand Push-ups
8 2-Pood Kettlebell swings (35lbs)
13 rounds
Made the fuckin bomb indian food tonight-seriously stoked the fuck out of right now...
Directions:
Marinate cubed chicken, 2 breasts, broccoli, 1/2 cup yogurt, and 10 tbsp tikka curry paste overnight.
Grill onions and garlic, add concoction paste, add can of tomatoes, cup water. Simmer 25 minutes-add some fresh cilantro after with lil yogurt-fuckin done!
Rati sauce-magic bullet up onions, garlic, cilantro, and yogurt-BAM nigger!!
Cook some rice and pour curry over that biotch, heat up roti in pan with lil water and oil....ledicious
Morning
10 rounds of anchored situps 30 reps
Afternoon w/Muhammad
"Nate"
Complete as many rounds in twenty minutes as you can of:
2 Muscle-ups
4 Handstand Push-ups
8 2-Pood Kettlebell swings (35lbs)
13 rounds
Made the fuckin bomb indian food tonight-seriously stoked the fuck out of right now...
Directions:
Marinate cubed chicken, 2 breasts, broccoli, 1/2 cup yogurt, and 10 tbsp tikka curry paste overnight.
Grill onions and garlic, add concoction paste, add can of tomatoes, cup water. Simmer 25 minutes-add some fresh cilantro after with lil yogurt-fuckin done!
Rati sauce-magic bullet up onions, garlic, cilantro, and yogurt-BAM nigger!!
Cook some rice and pour curry over that biotch, heat up roti in pan with lil water and oil....ledicious
Sunday, August 2, 2009
8/2 Cindy
Drove home five hours from mammoth to
WOD
"Cindy"
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes as you can of:
5 Pull-ups
10 Push-ups
15 Squats
Knocked out 20 rounds in 16:05 and finished 24 rounds in the twenty minutes
Collar bones gettin stronger and didnt have to break up pushups:)
WOD
"Cindy"
Complete as many rounds in 20 minutes as you can of:
5 Pull-ups
10 Push-ups
15 Squats
Knocked out 20 rounds in 16:05 and finished 24 rounds in the twenty minutes
Collar bones gettin stronger and didnt have to break up pushups:)
8/1 Burpees
Lee n I woke up and did a two mile run to meet the guys fly fishin in a stream...
WOD
Five Rounds of:
Five sets of 5 burpees alternating with lee
with situps and arm excersises in between...
wow-6000 elevation kicks your ass
The beer fest was great-drank about 70 different beers and listened to john lee hooker jr while lee kicked innocent girls in the head getting crowd surfed-hahaha.
Eel river-acai berry whear beer
Asylum-sweet beer 11%
395 mammoth brewery double pale ale
WOD
Five Rounds of:
Five sets of 5 burpees alternating with lee
with situps and arm excersises in between...
wow-6000 elevation kicks your ass
The beer fest was great-drank about 70 different beers and listened to john lee hooker jr while lee kicked innocent girls in the head getting crowd surfed-hahaha.
Eel river-acai berry whear beer
Asylum-sweet beer 11%
395 mammoth brewery double pale ale
7/31 Off to Mammoth
Woke up around 8am with a pretty good sized hangover after a night filled with pepperoni and pineapple delicious pizza and jameson and ginger ales partying with a bunch of frat boys from humboldt talking about "whiskey snatch."
Drove to mammoth and met dave n matt, found the condo, had agreat dinner and lost my money playin texas hold em...
Drove to mammoth and met dave n matt, found the condo, had agreat dinner and lost my money playin texas hold em...
7/30 Yosemite Rockclimb


Drove up to yosemite wedensday afternoon, a seven hour drive entailing peeing in aquafina bottles drivin 80 mph up the coast and drinkin vanilla lattes like a bad ass to meet lee and tom up for lees bachelor party weekend. Barely found lee at 1am in the morning and crashed the fuck out, only to wake up to an awesome breakfast of coffee and deg muffins...So we rock climbed for a few hours right outside of our camp 4 where we stayed at-it was fuckin outta control. Tom showed lee n i the ropes as i climbed rock faces and repelled down them scared for my life...it was sweet. After that we hiked vernan falls and chilled at emerald pool, about 2 miles up and just beautiful...
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
7/29 Deadlift-Burpees/Regina Spektor


Called up sis after work and noticed regina spektor was playin at the el rey theatre, i drove by her place with a bottle of red diamond warming my belly pumping the scorpions "the zoo" and off we went. We didnt have tickets to get n, and it did look bleek until we both got hooked up by some awesome workers there that were havin a smoke break outside, god i love cigarettes...
The show was fuckin bad ass, we stood about ten feet from stage and saw that little girl sing her fucking heart out and make the prettiest dolphin noises one could imagine...beautiful
WOD
Five Rounds:
175lb deadlift 5 reps
Burpees 10 reps
4:54
i need to harden the fuck up....
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
7/28 Clean & Jerk Runnng Clock
normal work shit, talked to noom today in chico, hes doin awesome, married to a girl half his age, sweet titty...he might split down to mammoth this weekend to see me at a beer fest for lees bachelor party..."moon drink brr."
WOD
With a continuously running clock do one 95 pound Clean and Jerk the first minute, two 95 pound Clean and Jerks the second minute, three 95 pound Clean and Jerks the third minute... continuing as long as you are able.
Knocked out 7 sets, full squat clean and each rep...killer.
Finished ten rounds in 13:50
WOD
With a continuously running clock do one 95 pound Clean and Jerk the first minute, two 95 pound Clean and Jerks the second minute, three 95 pound Clean and Jerks the third minute... continuing as long as you are able.
Knocked out 7 sets, full squat clean and each rep...killer.
Finished ten rounds in 13:50
Monday, July 27, 2009
7/27 Camping/Bike/L-pulls-Ring Dips
Slept right through my alarm sunday morning but still managed to get to chomps house with wafs and our camping shit for a night. Paul n I watched the tour de france final day as contador came out on top with lance in third, fuckin spaniard....headed to malibu and got our camp on...chilled at the beach, read, made webster shuffles, ate brats, and antagonized the fuck out of crac khead will, hahaha, so fun to get under his skin...
Monday morning woke up for an awesome bike ride, headed north along pch 12.5 miles, realizing once again why i live in southern ca, fuck, shouldve took my camera...packed things up and headed to the office then home for a workout...
WOD
Morning 25 mile bike ride
20.4 mph
1764 calories
1 hour 13 minutes
20 rounds of:
5 L-pullups
5 ring dips
Rested two minutes after each set of five...
finished 26:36....hang in there cdubbys, youll get better...
Monday morning woke up for an awesome bike ride, headed north along pch 12.5 miles, realizing once again why i live in southern ca, fuck, shouldve took my camera...packed things up and headed to the office then home for a workout...
WOD
Morning 25 mile bike ride
20.4 mph
1764 calories
1 hour 13 minutes
20 rounds of:
5 L-pullups
5 ring dips
Rested two minutes after each set of five...
finished 26:36....hang in there cdubbys, youll get better...
Saturday, July 25, 2009
7/25/09 GirlTalk/Wallball-GHD-Back Ext.


Saw gitl talk last night with the homies b-goat, chomps, and tyler at a free show in pomona. So we picked up an eighteener of budweiser and each a vicodin deep in pocket (thanks clavicle) and raged in the parking lot to fischerspooner smashin beers and squirts like it was going out of style. The show was rad-rushed the stage with bgoat and chomps and danced our asses off with pre-teen boobs nustled against our sweaty bodies, tiolet paper flyin abover, and girl talk shakin his fists like muhammad ali!!!!
WOD
Complete as many rounds as possible 20 minutes of:
10 Wallball shots (55lb thrusters)
20 pound ball
10 GHD Sit-ups
10 Back extensions
Handled 12 rounds and felt pretty good.
Abs after-100 reps of decline leg raises
Headed to lunch with the old bud muhammad to eat some curry bitches!!!
Friday, July 24, 2009
7/24 Girl Talk/Lynne

damn-everyones skatin again these days, and they are all killin it...shit, i used to be good, haha, now i need to do some catching up...talked to lil mimsy today, hes the father of a two year old baby girl, corey kopps shreddin and the homie tyler thrashes the fuck out of some tranny!
WOD
"Lynne"
Five rounds for max reps of:
Body weight bench press 125 lbs incline
Pull-ups
2 1/2 minute rest between sets
18/30, 17/30, 16/25, 14/25, 12/23 = 215 reps
I had to stop while typing this because my shoulders hurt so bad-serious....fuck collarbones and vacation! ok-not vacation...oh Val....oh Val....."this is no problem"
Off to see girl talk tonight and get my groove on house miggy!!!!!
WOD
"Lynne"
Five rounds for max reps of:
Body weight bench press 125 lbs incline
Pull-ups
2 1/2 minute rest between sets
18/30, 17/30, 16/25, 14/25, 12/23 = 215 reps
I had to stop while typing this because my shoulders hurt so bad-serious....fuck collarbones and vacation! ok-not vacation...oh Val....oh Val....."this is no problem"
Off to see girl talk tonight and get my groove on house miggy!!!!!
Thursday, July 23, 2009
7/23/09 Back to School/Deadlift-Clean-Push Jerk
holy crap-i officially think im the oldest transfer student who in csulb without the suffix dr. included in his/her name, and i still have about three years to finish my degree, yes, thats bachelors....fuck me. It was a bit scary today i must say, good news is that i enrolled in the few classes i needed, calc 3, linear math, and some comic shit strip class i needed...bad news is that i havent taken a math class in 6 years-uh oh. Good news-im surrounded by easily influnced underaged girls whom i can buy alcohol for...hmmmm. Bad news-im studying math...looks like all im buying is soju and saki...
Fuck it i say-im gong to graduate, even though ill be 30....
wod
Five rounds for time of:
100 pound Deadlift, 12 reps
100 pound Hang power clean, 9 reps
100 pound Push jerk, 6 reps
Thuis is supposed to be 155, i think ive made it to 135 perviously but am weak as a fuckin school girl right now, not one on the softball team either....
first thing to go was my grip...stick a fuckin sword through my face!
Next time.....goin skatin with the homies b-goat and chomps...
dubby out!
Fuck it i say-im gong to graduate, even though ill be 30....
wod
Five rounds for time of:
100 pound Deadlift, 12 reps
100 pound Hang power clean, 9 reps
100 pound Push jerk, 6 reps
Thuis is supposed to be 155, i think ive made it to 135 perviously but am weak as a fuckin school girl right now, not one on the softball team either....
first thing to go was my grip...stick a fuckin sword through my face!
Next time.....goin skatin with the homies b-goat and chomps...
dubby out!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
7/22 Bike/Abs

Woke up this morning on the foot of my bed...yeah, funny story-ha. Took a piss in the middle of the night half asleep and as i dragged ass back to my bed, in a weird distorted haze, thought i was sleeping in a hostel and someone took my bed spot, thus resulting in my dumb ass sleeping on the foot of my bed all night because a mysterious pillow stole my spot...fuck me.
Took the bike out for a ride this morning, damn that bitch hauls ass....
WOD
2 full signal hills sprints roughly 40 minutes....little more tiring than i remember
after work 10 sets of 30 reps anchored sit-ups
thats it for the day...body is so damn sore after working out again, i feel like an abba zabba...
c-dubby
Took the bike out for a ride this morning, damn that bitch hauls ass....
WOD
2 full signal hills sprints roughly 40 minutes....little more tiring than i remember
after work 10 sets of 30 reps anchored sit-ups
thats it for the day...body is so damn sore after working out again, i feel like an abba zabba...
c-dubby
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
7/21 Weighted-Strict-Kipping Pullups
mellow day back at the office, george handled business as usual. andrea sent me a package in the mail today full of sour candies (i have no idea why she sends me sour shit, i dont even like them-hahha, send some milk choclate bitch! fuck, for christs sake), coffee (fuck yeah-she got something right), a massage gift cert, and 10 fuckin cd's (new regina, metric, etc...)...this girl deserves a real good finger fuckin for this one....
well, heres the workout....
fuck breaking collarbones...yes, there are repurcussions and pullups is one of the many...
wod
Ten rounds for time of:
3 Weighted Pull-ups, 25 pounds
5 Strict Pull-ups
7 Kipping Pull-up
Broke sets 5,6,9,10 and it took 23 of the longest minutes of my life
This was a kick in the ass, something that usually isnt that rough, this was definitly the wake up call to get back into shape, and quick, never have pullups or over head squats yesterday hurst so bad...
well, heres the workout....
fuck breaking collarbones...yes, there are repurcussions and pullups is one of the many...
wod
Ten rounds for time of:
3 Weighted Pull-ups, 25 pounds
5 Strict Pull-ups
7 Kipping Pull-up
Broke sets 5,6,9,10 and it took 23 of the longest minutes of my life
This was a kick in the ass, something that usually isnt that rough, this was definitly the wake up call to get back into shape, and quick, never have pullups or over head squats yesterday hurst so bad...
7/21 Cockney Slang
When we were in silaou we met these cool enlgish girls who taught us these sweet ass english cockney sayings....peep em
Bruce Lee = Tea
Frog and Toad = Road
Apples and Pears = Stairs
Dog and Bone = Phone
Ruby Murray = Currey
Mutton Jeff = Deaf
Bubble Bath = Laugh
Struggle and Grunt = Cunt
Tom Tit = Shit
Lady Godiva = Fiva' (five dollar bill)
Jimmy Riddle = Piddle (taking a piss)
Cream Crackered = Knackered (tired)
Brittney Spears = Beers
Harry Monk = Spunk
Hank Marvin = Starvin'
Brown Bread = Dead
Bruce Lee = Tea
Frog and Toad = Road
Apples and Pears = Stairs
Dog and Bone = Phone
Ruby Murray = Currey
Mutton Jeff = Deaf
Bubble Bath = Laugh
Struggle and Grunt = Cunt
Tom Tit = Shit
Lady Godiva = Fiva' (five dollar bill)
Jimmy Riddle = Piddle (taking a piss)
Cream Crackered = Knackered (tired)
Brittney Spears = Beers
Harry Monk = Spunk
Hank Marvin = Starvin'
Brown Bread = Dead
Monday, July 20, 2009
7/20 Nancy
back to work, georges water pump broke and the sparkletts jug exploded..whats new
WOD
Nancy
Five rounds:
400 meter run
95lb overhead squats
13:42
This really fuckin hurt...came home 10lbs lighter from europe and definitly felt it..i wanted to quit but brother was there..had to man up-hahaha
WOD
Nancy
Five rounds:
400 meter run
95lb overhead squats
13:42
This really fuckin hurt...came home 10lbs lighter from europe and definitly felt it..i wanted to quit but brother was there..had to man up-hahaha
7/19 30 Muscleups
Got spracked out on coffee with brother and chomps in the morning at cafe y viento...a chill ass spot where you can pick up a guitar or sit down to a piano...damn i need to play mine more...
watched the tour at chomps place and bought my new bike...white and blue TCR Advanced carbon fiber giant....a fucking bute...i want to put my penis in her....and yes, she will soon have a name...
Fish fried it up in seal and went back home for:
WOD
30 muscleups (always wear gloves fuckstick)
6:42
watched the tour at chomps place and bought my new bike...white and blue TCR Advanced carbon fiber giant....a fucking bute...i want to put my penis in her....and yes, she will soon have a name...
Fish fried it up in seal and went back home for:
WOD
30 muscleups (always wear gloves fuckstick)
6:42
7/18 Run/Abs
Ran bluff sprints with josh sprinting a shorter distant each time.
Up to the top of ocean and down, then up the stairs to 10 burpees...five rounds
I hate josh and his long fuckin legs-hahahhah...good times
12 minute abs later
2 rounds:
30 anchored
30 side bends (each side)
30 swiss ball sits
30 back extensions
feels like mike tyson punched me in the kidneys from the benders...i hate you mike
Chilled at the bay with frasso that afternoonand drank refreshing claras...a little thing we brought back from spain
Up to the top of ocean and down, then up the stairs to 10 burpees...five rounds
I hate josh and his long fuckin legs-hahahhah...good times
12 minute abs later
2 rounds:
30 anchored
30 side bends (each side)
30 swiss ball sits
30 back extensions
feels like mike tyson punched me in the kidneys from the benders...i hate you mike
Chilled at the bay with frasso that afternoonand drank refreshing claras...a little thing we brought back from spain
7-17-09 Just getting back from Europe/Cindy
Fuck-thats all I have to say. From Dublin drinkin to galway alleys, I now long to travel to germany, Ireland was nuts. The britney spears concert was definitly unexpected but sweet-the homies and i were the only straight men there surrounded by little girls thern was trying to have suck his dick for a vip pass-hahaha.
Brussels was all about indulgence-not a place for a health fanatic as myself, belgium waffles, chocolate and beer just sticking there dick in me, and it hurt. Ragin on campus where stellas were a euro and finishing your cup was not allowed, dispensing it by picking out the biggest douche bag at the party and hurling it as hard as possible, over....and over....and over again.....
Amsterdam was home away from home, the people and vibe was outta control, hot girls and bicycles...stayed with silke who was the homie for having us. Her vegitarian brother taught me how to roll hash and tobacco spliffs and hooked it up with a skateboard sparking that flame under my ass to get back on the board-much appreciated brutha. The heineken factory was great-fucked thern and mike up at foosball repeatedly after stealing beers from the chinese tourists who might have had one of theres but would rather eat a cats asshole than drink good beer.
Now Spain....spain spain spain....fuck me. Landed off the coast in silaou and some plump, but nice english broads housed us and a transient circus performer whose named we fucked up the entire time we were with her "Lottsa" when it was really lotta. Walked up and down the frog and toad, took a few tom tits and numerous jimmy fiddles as i smashed britney spears all night long....oh, and met mina who is coming to visit in may.
Split and went to barcelona:) Riding bikes on the same path as the tour de france up a mountain where a light show on the fourth of july blazed on a castle wall. Skatin with the homies blaine, doug, n nick at spots i watched as a kid. Going to the prettiest beaches in the world, littered with topless sunbathers, 80 degree mediterranean water with a 100 yard rock jetty one could sunbathe on and pakis sellin "dadi dadi dadi" like it was going out of style=hahha..."smoke hash."
Thanks to the brother "Noom" met my 18yr old austrian love valerie...a sweetheart, half phillipino and austrian....yes, we played around a bit, on mikes hostel bed...shhhhh and after the club one night...i mean morning at 6am....fuckin heaven...
Liverpool was next, the nicest bunch of beatle soundin fuckers we met so far..."play octopussys garden" is the cleareset memory josh and i have as we watched a gentleman play beatles covers in the cavern pub...the bar that made the beatles famous...
Im gettin tired of writin..flew back to the drunk pink collar poppin, cider drinkin, blackout stammerin irish fuck homeland dublin and went home.....
A trip to remember...
WOD.
20 rounds of cindy and hurtin
5 pullups
10 pushups
15 squats
pushups giving me troubles since the collar bone isnt yet 100 oercent yet...god im a pussy...
Brussels was all about indulgence-not a place for a health fanatic as myself, belgium waffles, chocolate and beer just sticking there dick in me, and it hurt. Ragin on campus where stellas were a euro and finishing your cup was not allowed, dispensing it by picking out the biggest douche bag at the party and hurling it as hard as possible, over....and over....and over again.....
Amsterdam was home away from home, the people and vibe was outta control, hot girls and bicycles...stayed with silke who was the homie for having us. Her vegitarian brother taught me how to roll hash and tobacco spliffs and hooked it up with a skateboard sparking that flame under my ass to get back on the board-much appreciated brutha. The heineken factory was great-fucked thern and mike up at foosball repeatedly after stealing beers from the chinese tourists who might have had one of theres but would rather eat a cats asshole than drink good beer.
Now Spain....spain spain spain....fuck me. Landed off the coast in silaou and some plump, but nice english broads housed us and a transient circus performer whose named we fucked up the entire time we were with her "Lottsa" when it was really lotta. Walked up and down the frog and toad, took a few tom tits and numerous jimmy fiddles as i smashed britney spears all night long....oh, and met mina who is coming to visit in may.
Split and went to barcelona:) Riding bikes on the same path as the tour de france up a mountain where a light show on the fourth of july blazed on a castle wall. Skatin with the homies blaine, doug, n nick at spots i watched as a kid. Going to the prettiest beaches in the world, littered with topless sunbathers, 80 degree mediterranean water with a 100 yard rock jetty one could sunbathe on and pakis sellin "dadi dadi dadi" like it was going out of style=hahha..."smoke hash."
Thanks to the brother "Noom" met my 18yr old austrian love valerie...a sweetheart, half phillipino and austrian....yes, we played around a bit, on mikes hostel bed...shhhhh and after the club one night...i mean morning at 6am....fuckin heaven...
Liverpool was next, the nicest bunch of beatle soundin fuckers we met so far..."play octopussys garden" is the cleareset memory josh and i have as we watched a gentleman play beatles covers in the cavern pub...the bar that made the beatles famous...
Im gettin tired of writin..flew back to the drunk pink collar poppin, cider drinkin, blackout stammerin irish fuck homeland dublin and went home.....
A trip to remember...
WOD.
20 rounds of cindy and hurtin
5 pullups
10 pushups
15 squats
pushups giving me troubles since the collar bone isnt yet 100 oercent yet...god im a pussy...
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